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DRY ME, LLC
 "HOW IT TRULY FEELS TO BE COVERED"

"IF YOU DON'T KNOW ABOUT THIS COMPANY FOR ALL YOUR HOME EMERGENCY REPAIRS THEN I GUARANTEE YOU YOUR LOSING OUT BIG TIME"....J.B. CRANSTON, RI

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MORE OFTEN THAN FEW DO WE HEAR ABOUT ALL THE BAD PUBLICITY CONTRACTORS GET. WHEN IT COMES TIME FOR PROPERTY OWNERS TO HIRE CONTRACTORS FOR NEW PROJECTS, OR GET ADVICE ON EMERGENCY REPAIRS, IT’S EITHERGOOGLE THE CHEAPEST OR ASK YOUR NEIGHBOR FOR HIS BEST! SADLY, ITS JUST A ROLL OF THE DICE RISKING YOUR LIFE’SMOST CRUCIAL ASSET.

 

IN 2023, RI HOMEOWNERS BECAME THE FIRST AND ONLY STATE IN THE COUNTRY TO FINALLY AIDE HOMEOWNERS WITH A FREEAND EXPERT PROPERTY ASSESSMENT THAT FINALLY ALLOWS PEACE OF MIND. UNTIL 2023, THE PROPERTY INSURANCE CARRIERS

ONLY ACCREDITED OCCUPATIONS OF HAAG CERTIFIED INSPECTORS OR HAAG ENGINEERS, PRIVATELY CONTRACTED AND FINANCED,FOR THEIR OWN PEACE OF MIND. WHENEVER PROPERTY DAMAGE STRUCK THEIR POLICY HOLDERS, THEY HAD NO LEGAL, ORACCREDITED OUTLETS FOR THEIR AIDE IN A COURTROOM, MAINLY DUE TO COST AND PURPOSE.

 

IT JUST SO HAPPENED THAT A RI NATIVE ENVISIONED AND ENACTED A REVOLUTIONARY IDEA WHEN HE JOINED THE HAAGCERTIFIED INSURANCE CARRIER’S PROPERTY DAMAGE INSPECTION FIRM MAPP INSPECTIONS, LLC, WITH AN RI CERTIFIED GENERAL CONTRACTOR FIRM OF DRY ME, LLC. HENCE TO BECOME THE FIRST AND ONLY NATIONALLY REGISTERED HAAG INSPECTOR AND RI CERTIFIED GENERAL CONTRACTOR OF RI, INTO ONE ORIGINATION, TO ONLY REPRESENT HOMEOWNERS BY AIDING

THEM WITH 100% FREE PROPERTY INSPECTIONS, AT ANY GIVEN TIME.

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THE HARD PART NOW IS TRYING TO CONVINCE RI HOMEOWNERS WE ARE NOT A FALSE PROFIT, IF NO ONE EVEN KNOWSWHAT A HAAG CERTIFICATION IS!!! OUR BEST EXAMPLE:

 

HOW OFTEN, IF EVER, HAVE WE HEARD OF COMPLAINTS ABOUT THE CRAFTSMANSHIP FROM ELECTRICIANS OF PLUMBERS,ANYTHING OTHER THAN PRICE? YET EVERY OTHER CONSTRUCTION TRADE’S G.C. IS SMITTEN CONSTANTLY. THE REASON IS

OBVIOUS, YET SO MANY ARE UNAWARE

 

TO BECOME A LEGAL PLUMBER OR ELECTRICIAN, IN ANY STATE, A MADATE FOR ACHIEVEMENT IS REQUIRED. ON AVERAGE, 5 YEARS OFSUFFICIENT UNDERTSUDY AS AN APPRENTICE WHILE ALSO SERVING OFF SITE TRAINING, VIA CLASSROOM

STYLE TUTORIALS AND TESTING. NOT ONLY FOR PROPER PROCEDURES OF CODES AND REGULATIONS, BENCHMARKEDTEST SCORES, BEFORE RECEIVING AN ACTUAL LICENSE RATHER THAN A BASIC CONTRACTOR REGISTRATION.

 

THE REASON THEIR WORK NEVER HAS COMPLAINTS, BECAUSE IT’S A SYSTEMATIC PROCEDURE THAT IS NEVER DEVIATED BY ONE’S OWN PERSONAL BELIEFS.  LIKE THAT OF A SURGEON, THOSE PROCEDURES ARE FOLLOWED AND INSPECTED BY RULES OR GUIDELINES, IN THE FORMOF BUILDING CODES.

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THE QUESTION THAT BAFFLES ALL IS IF CONSTRUCTION IS REGULATED AND INSPECTED BY A SIMILAR SET OF CODES AND PRACTICE,WHY DOES THE CONSTRUCTION SYSTEM HAVE MORE DOWNS THAN UPS? THE ONE WORD ANSWER IS COMPETENCE. TO BECOME A GENERAL CONTRACTORIN THE STATE OF RI, AT THE AGE OF 18 YEARS OLD, ANY MAN OR WOMAN WITH EVER HAD HEL A HAMMER IN HAND, CAN PONY UP $400,

SIT THROUGH A 4 HOUR TUTORIAL ONLINE OR IN PERSON TO LISTEN TO 4 HOURS OF JOB SITE SAFETY AND CUSTOMER ETHICS.AT THE CONCLUSION OF THE LECTURE, YOU COULD LEGALLY BE ADVANCED 1/3 OF YOUR $1,000,000 BANK LOAN INITIAL DISPERSE AND ATTEMPT TO BUILDYOUR LIFE’S RETIREMENT PLAN. BOTTOM LINE ANY OF THOSE RESIDENTIAL CONSTRUCTION TRADES COULD EASILY BE DEEMED GENERAL CONTRACTOR, ANDLIVE A LIFE CAREER WITH ABSOLUTELY NO CHANCE OF FORMAL OR PROFESSIONAL TRAINING BY ANY ONE EVEN ACCREDITED TO BE AN EXPERT.

 

IMAGINE IF DAY ONE ON THE JOB YOU HAD A TASK THAT YOU WERE A STRANGER TOO? YOUR ONLY OPTION IS TO LEARN THE WAY TO GET THEJOB DONE VIA SCOURING THE INTERNET FOR A YOUTUBE VIDEO OR CALLING ANOTHER PERSON YOU BELIEVE KNOWS A WAY HOW.

 

LET ME PROVE AND EXPLAIN THE FLAW IN THIS CONCEPT…

 

IN OVER 10,000 INSPECTION ACROSS THE COUNTRY LAST FOUR YEARS, WHENEVER THE OPPORTUNITY ALLOWED TO CHALLENGE THE COMPETENCELEVEL OF A ROOFING CONTRACTOR AIDING, THE HOMEOWNER WITH A NEW ROOF AFTER MY INSPECTION AND CLAIMS CONCLUDES, I MADE A POLL.I ASK THEM TO LIFT UP THE CURRENT 30-YEAR-OLD LAMINATE SHINGLE ATOP THE CLAIM’S ROOF NOW AND POINT AS TO THE PROPER NAILING FLANGEUNDER THE SHINGLE.  1 OUT OF OVER 1,000 ROOFING CONTRACTORS ANSWERED IT CORRECTLY. ROOFS ARE INSTALLED DAILY AT OVER 78% IMPROPER,IN THE US ALONE. LOOKS GREAT FROM THE STREET THOUGH EVERYTIME.

 

THIS PARTICULAR ROOF THAT I AM USUALLY ON WHEN THIS POLLING OPPORTUNITY ONLY 15 YEARS,YET ENGINEERED STAMPED, TESTED AND GUARANTEED TO STAY ATOP THIS ROOF 30 YEARS AND WITHSTAND WINDS UP TO 150 MPH YET THIS HOMEOWNER

CALLED IN A CLAIM FOR MULTIPLE DAMAGED SINGLES DUE TO WIND AND THEREFORE CALLING THE MANUFACTURER A FRAUD. I WOULD ALSOADD THAT OVER 80% OF ALL WIND DAMAGED ROOF CLAIMS DAILY IN AMERICA ARE FOR 30 TO LIFETIME WARRANTIED SHINGLES WHILE 20-YEAR-OLD WARRANTIED SHINGLES NOW ON ROOFS FOR OVER 40 YEARS ARE BEING CLAIMED LESS THAN 20% OF THE TIME.

 

I ASSURE YOU IF 100 PLUMBERS AND ELECTRICIANS WERE TO BE HIRED FOR 100 IDENTICAL HOUSES THEIR WORK WOULD BE UNIFORMEDAS MIRRORED IMAGE EVRY HOUSE. If 100 WERE HIRED TO BUILD THE 100 HOUSES NOT ONE WOULD EVEN BE ABLE TO MATCH A NAILLENGTH IN THE STUDDS!

 

BUILDING INSPECTORS ONLY CAN SEE SO MUCH OF THE WORK AND ITS PRIMARILY FOCUSED ON LEVELS AND FLOOR SUPPORT CODES, ANDINSURANCE REGULATED HURRICANE AND FIRE-RESISTANT BRACKETS SAFETY PROCEDURES TO CODE TO KEEP THE HOUSE FROM SLOWLYCRUMBLING IN UNFORTUNATE CATASTROPHE.

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YOU ARE NOW FORTUNATE ENOUGH TO BE THE FIRST AND STATE IN THE NATION THAT NOW HAS A CERTIFIED GENERAL CONTRACTORON THE BOOKS THAT HOLDS A FORMAL ACCREDITATIONTHAT NOT ONLY IS NATIONALLY REGISTERED AND MONITORED, BUT ALSO WENT THROUGH THE 500 HOURS OF REAL TIME DAMAGEINSPECTIONS SHADOWING A VETERAN, TOOK THE 3 MONTH COUSE TUTORIALS, TESTED ABOVE THE 80% REQUIRED CERTIFICATEMANDATE, AFTER 20 YEARS LABORING IN EVERY RESIDENTIAL CONSTRUCTION TRADE, INCLUDING PLUMBING AND ELECTRICIAN, AT LEASTONE YEAR OR MORE BEFORE OBTAINING A HAAG INSPECTOR ID.